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       Winning: Trump Announces Mexican Coke Will Now Be Made In America

                  Politics * Jul 17, 2025 * BabylonBee.com

   WASHINGTON, D.C. - In yet another sign of the New Golden Age being ushered
   in under his administration, President Donald Trump announced that Mexican
   Coke would now be made in America.

   The landmark move came following an intense period of negotiations, as
   Trump sought to bring the best-tasting version of Coca-Cola to the United
   States. The president stated that the change would play a crucial role in
   making America great again.

   "Mexican Coke will be back in the United States, where it belongs!" the
   president posted on Truth Social. "For far too long, the most delicious
   Coke has been made in Mexico. Such a travesty. I spoke with Coca-Cola
   today, and am proud to announce that starting immediately, Mexican Coke
   will be made right here in America, as it should. Many people said it
   couldn't be done. Biden should have done it, but he couldn't make it
   happen. Sad! Coke tastes much better out of glass bottles! Make Mexican
   Coke American Again! Thank you for your attention in this matter!"

   Industry experts said Mexican Coke's move to being produced in America
   would create a seismic shift for Coca-Cola drinkers in the U.S., to the
   delight of Trump's supporters. "Mexico has no business being the place
   where Mexican Coke is made," said one MAGA voter. "America is where
   Mexican Coke should have always been made. No more outsourcing our Mexican
   Coke-producing jobs to Mexico! God bless you, President Trump!"

   At publishing time, Trump was reportedly in intense negotiations with
   PepsiCo to bring back Crystal Pepsi.
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